We got words for DAYS son…

We here at Lounge Bear Entertainment pride ourselves in our words.  We have got pedantically interminable words. We got li’l words.  Most importantly, thanks to a patent pending* system, we have determined a way to place those words systematically into what our engineers are calling “A sentence”.  So please, feel free to peruse this site and soak in all the language; so long as the language you’re looking for is English.

All works on this site were written by Michael Van Horn, though this may not be the site of their original publication.

While some day, we hope to offer more entertainment opportunities beyond the simple written word, every bear’s got to start somewhere.  And the bear we have right now is a damn fine writer.  That said, this site is a work in progress.  So keep checking back as we improve and mold the site!

*The patent is pending on us trying to patent it.  Our lawyers advise us that trying to patent the grammatical mechanics of the English language would be “Dumb” and “Impossible”.  We are currently weighing our options.