Man (panting heavily from running): I, I think we’ve lost it.
Woman (same): Oh god, how can we ever out run it? We’re doomed. How could you summon that monster on us?
Man: I had no idea! I mean, it seemed completely harmless. I’m not going to let it hurt you Diane
Woman: Mark! How can you stop it?
(Man kisses woman)
Man: I’ll figure out a way!

(Man turns away from her to go look out the window, when he turns back Zombie Parrot is sitting on Woman’s cracked open skull crunching on a bit of bone)

Parrot: Rawk! Polly wants your brains! Rawk. I’ll figure out a way, rawk!

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